17. So done rn. Cali girl.
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
Canada sent a friendly robot to America. Americans destroyed it.
This is why we can’t have nice things. On Saturday, vandals in Philadelphia destroyed a hitchhiking robot from Canada named HitchBot, two weeks into its U.S. trip. Designed as a social experiment, HitchBot could talk to humans and upload photos to social media. If you found it, HitchBot would tell you where it wanted to go and ask for a ride. Worry not though, HitchBot may get a happy ending.
IT WAS A SIMPLE NICE THING, AND A COOL THING, WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET OUT OF BEING A FUCKER AND DESTROYING IT?
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me
you ever ignore someone so long like when you’re finally ready to talk to them you don’t even have a good excuse to tell them like yeah I was dead for the past 2 years but I’m alive now wassup
There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long
…wow wtf
